Well, not exactly.
But he is looking for a Patriots fan's couch to crash on for a few weeks while he gets acclimated to the New England area.
"I'm going to do something different, I'm actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season. That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around," he told reporters on Tuesday.
And when asked what his requirements were, Ochocinco gave two must-haves: an Internet connection and an Xbox.
Running water? Electricity? Maybe a bed to sleep in? Nah, Ochocinco can crash on the floor of an abandoned house, as long as it's got Internet and an Xbox.
The always-funny Ochocinco spent his offseason riding bulls, trying out for an MLS team and getting traded from Cincinnati to New England.
And he's been entertaining the whole time, even tweeting: "Im in front of Pierce Middle School, which way do I go to get back to Massachusetts Avenue?" to his 2.5 million followers. Hope someone gave him good directions.